wirelesson:

wirelesson:

what do pessimists and german vegetarians have in common

they fear the wurst

(via wirelesson)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
aqcuired:

eatcleanmakechanges:

I will always reblog.

my kind of place 

aqcuired:

eatcleanmakechanges:

I will always reblog.

my kind of placeĀ 

(via skintouching)

You were
fucking me
without
touching me;

How could I not fall for that?

— (via sexual-feelings)

(via skintouching)