*20 years later*

  • Daughter: Hey mom, I like this band-
  • Me: omg I'm so sorry.
  • Daughter: Sorry?
  • Me: I'll call the teachers.
  • Daughter: Why are y-
  • Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping.
  • Daughter: Why will-
  • Me: I'm afraid it's all downhill from there.
  • Daughter: What are you talking ab-
  • Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
  • Daughter: But I-
  • Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
  • Daughter: I don't have a-
  • Me: You will.
  • Daughter: But-
  • Me: Shh, it's already done. There's no turning back.





I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.


phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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AY YO EVERYONE. This is my homegurl Lauren and she is fucking awesome. All da pretty ladies need to hit her up with the 1, 2 ASAP. Satisfaction guaranteed. Go go go.

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